What to do with an old website you don't want to maintain anymore!

This made me laugh, so I thought it was worth blogging about. Thing is, I understand. I have a couple of other blogs that I just don't know what to do with. I keep them in case I want to say anything real. Which I usually don't. There's enough reality out there already. If you are going to let things slide, let them slide creatively!

And when life gives you all the garbage that life tends to give people, just remember that somewhere out there, there is a bunny with a pancake on its head.

I think I've missed too many RA meetings...
Some friends of mine (hi, friends!) were wondering why anyone would bother to have "bathroom books". This is a no-brainer for the addicted reader. How many times can you read the word "Charmin" in five minutes or so before going insane with boredom? At least a magazine or book has more than one word printed in it...

I think I'd draw the line at the iLoo, however.


Meanwhile, back in RetroLand

This is for my crime-fighting colleague Blue Guy: I hear that the retro TV station is rerunning a show about a crazy family that grew up in the forest during the depression years, until one Christmas a wooden soldier with massive jaws crushes them all. It's called, of course, The Walnuts.

Be a Superhero!
Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Accessing Victoria's Secret secrets...
Tuning quantum interferometer...
Flipping through virtual dictionaries...

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

[Image of woman in sexy cat-like blue and purple superhero outfit]
Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: Angela Sinclair
Special Power: Somatic Pinch
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Meson Spray
Costume: Chain Robe
Sidekick: Caruthers
Nemesis: Cindy the Younger
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to Snapple
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken

Ok, Shamu and I are off to the quickie mart to fight the evil muggers who are holding it up. With any luck we'll get there before the fried chicken runs out....