Bid on Ebay! Send your junk to the moon!


Ok, so, you can sell everything on ebay. But should we really be lobbing personal junk to the moon? Isn't it bad enough we're littering up Earth? Inquiring minds want to know.

In the book scene:
Went to an RA meeting today. Everyone was very sympathetic when I proclaimed myself a reading addict. And then they gave me this list of steps to read, those enablers! Rumour has it there's handbook being passed out next week. Can't wait!

At the movies:
Well, I was going to post a summary of "Doggie Doo 2" but it was just too easy...

The eyes have it...


Well, maybe it's because mine have been bothering me so much lately,
or maybe it's just an inherent... dunno what, but the thought of eye
surgery to implant a small decoration in the eyeball is a bit beyond me
at the moment...

Where can I get one?

A boon to mothers and restaurant managers everywhere! Well, at any rate, it's much cooler and more fun than the tag they talked about a few years ago that would beep if a worker left a restroom without washing their hands...

In TV news today, another contestant was kicked off of Real Reality Island...
The losing idea? "We could have this reality show where dogs vote off
contestants by the "Sniff and Scratch" method. Let's include Scratch 'n Sniff
cards for the dogs in the audience, too. Eau d' crotch is a fave, I hear."
Says our intrepid host, "B-- arf!" Rumour is that Lassie and Rin Tin Tin loved
the idea, however, so WDOG may decide to run with it. Into a mine. Where
Timmy needs to be rescued from the rising water, yes, Lassie.