Why Am I Doing This?

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Back at the Movies

Ok, went to see War of the Words today. They really need to work on their dialogue. Here's a sample:

Brooke Shields, as the Martian: You MUST take these evil, wicked antidepressants. It's the only way we can control your mind! Mwahahahahaha!
Tom Cruise, as The Good Guy: No! Vitamins will save me! Where's my B-Comp bottle?
BS: Evil Pills!
TC: Vitamins!
BS: Evil Pills!
TC: Vitamins!

Well, it went on for far too long, but you get the idea.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Happy Inventory Day!

My boy was explaining to me that today was "Inventory Day" in America.
Sounds about right to me....