Be a Superhero!
Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Accessing Victoria's Secret secrets...
Tuning quantum interferometer...
Flipping through virtual dictionaries...

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

[Image of woman in sexy cat-like blue and purple superhero outfit]
Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: Angela Sinclair
Special Power: Somatic Pinch
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Meson Spray
Costume: Chain Robe
Sidekick: Caruthers
Nemesis: Cindy the Younger
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to Snapple
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken

Ok, Shamu and I are off to the quickie mart to fight the evil muggers who are holding it up. With any luck we'll get there before the fried chicken runs out....