The one that got away...

I cannot tell you how many times I've been hunting for sharks' teeth near Solomon's, MD.. All we ever found were, you guessed it, sharks' teeth. Cool, I used to think, until I read this article. ENVY ENVY ENVY

Is there life on Mars? Check out the object next to the JPL logo
Looks like Michael Jackson or a Klingon or two beat NASA to the Red Planet!
I'm surprised this hasn't appeared in the Weekly World News yet.

Where were they while I was doing my thesis?
Hm. So much for grad student job security.
Though I'm amazed, given the average stipend check, that these things are really cheaper labor...
But then, I guess they don't let little things like life get in the way of a night in the lab, huh?

MWahahahahahahahahahah!


Which Evil Villain Bad Habit are you?

Rumor has it the next Harry Potter movie has changed its title to "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Gutanamo," and will star a certain recently deposed dictator as the new Professor Dumbledore. Which explains why it took so long to find him, and why he had that beard... Word on the street also says that our Veep plays the escaped criminal Seriously Black. And dare we even believe the whispers that Scabbers the Rat is being played by a famous icon who used to work at Disney World? Only time will tell...

Balconies, Crocodiles... What's the diff?

First Michael Jackson. Now Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter... Are no babies safe?
Isn't the headline "'Crocodile Hunter' takes baby to feed crocs" deliciously ambiguous?

By the way, here's a product I don't understand at all: Fat Free Half and Half. I kid you not. I didn't have time to look over all the ingredients, but I did notice cream**, where the ** said "adds a trivial amount of fat." So I didn't find out what the other "half" was made of yet. Carageenan I expect.