Balconies, Crocodiles... What's the diff?

First Michael Jackson. Now Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter... Are no babies safe?
Isn't the headline "'Crocodile Hunter' takes baby to feed crocs" deliciously ambiguous?

By the way, here's a product I don't understand at all: Fat Free Half and Half. I kid you not. I didn't have time to look over all the ingredients, but I did notice cream**, where the ** said "adds a trivial amount of fat." So I didn't find out what the other "half" was made of yet. Carageenan I expect.