Rumor has it the next Harry Potter movie has changed its title to "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Gutanamo," and will star a certain recently deposed dictator as the new Professor Dumbledore. Which explains why it took so long to find him, and why he had that beard... Word on the street also says that our Veep plays the escaped criminal Seriously Black. And dare we even believe the whispers that Scabbers the Rat is being played by a famous icon who used to work at Disney World? Only time will tell...