The Patriot Claus II

In this holiday comedy, the Homeland Security office tries to get their hands on Santa's naughty list so they can incarcerate potential juvenile delinquents before they become hardened criminals. Hillarity ensues as the elves try to protect the childrens' privacy and civil rights. Steve Martin plays the intimidating John Oakcroft, who uses every trick in the book, and many out of it, to wrest the list from Santa's Little Helpers. Macaulay Culkin, playing Bart the Elf, brilliantly pulls of some hysterical slapstick gags. The scene where Bart designs a Rube Goldberg machine invloving Rudolph, Santa's sleigh, Mrs. Claus's underwear, a Talking Tina doll, and the hot new toy, the Terror Alert Ernie, will have you rolling in the aisles. If it doesn't, you just might find yourself on Oakcroft's naughty list after all!

Rating: Rated *censored* for *censored*
Two thumbs up (if they haven't cut them off yet)