Why Am I Doing This?

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Movies to see:

The Return of the Ring

One week after veiwing the mysterious writing on a plain gold band, some hobbits, a dwarf, a few elves and a wizard are killed under mysterious circumstances. In an attempt to solve the mystery, Aragorn (played by Naomi Watts) kills a whole bunch of orcs and then kills a whole bunch more. Unfortuantely massive product placements for Gillette razors and Clarol Herbal Essence shampoos ruin the rugged manly look of many of the main characters.

Rated R for Rugged Manliness
Rated G for Gore
Two thumbs up for special effects.
Two thumbs up for "total destruction of the set" ending.

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