You ate what for lunch??

Ok, I don't know if I think this is funny, pathetic, or scary.
My favorite line: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Maybe they intended to swim in Lake Michigan after school?

Speaking of viagra, I've decided that all the viagra spam is sponsored by our current administration. Bread, Circuses, and Viagra. Keeps people too busy to ask pesky questions like "The Patriot Act says what again?" and "Why did we really invade Iraq?"

Hey, wonder if this post will show up in tons of google searches now...